Ohmystinkinheck

Okay, I’m all for great design concepts, but I can’t really get into the love mattress.

16 Responses to “Not feelin’ the love.”

1. Annika

   I kind of love it, but I have a feeling it’s not so great for co-sleeping.

2. Nancy

   I’m not sold on the mattress, but that guy looks like my ex!

3. Shannon

   um yeah…. I am forced to share the bed with hubby but whoever said i wanted to snuggle with him? Not buying stock in that company any time soon.

4. Gingembre

   OK I will admit I actually think that is awesome. We often go to bed all curled up with each other (similar to the first photo lol) but before I fall asleep I *have* to move out of that, snuggly as it is, because otherwise I will wake up with no circulation in my arm!

5. Mrs. Wilson

   Hm. That’s quite weird. I’d be willing to try it out though! I’m not a fan of my arm constantly falling asleep but I’m kind of a snuggler.

6. kerflop

   Oooh, I think that’s such a good idea! EXCEPT: you don’t have sheets on that thing, so… um, how do you clean it? If you know, you’re loving each other and something, erm… spills? (Bodily fluids, massage oils, um, lubricants? I know… don’t I sound like the randy little nympho?)

   Also, just sleeping on it day to day, hair and lint will get down in those crevices. I suppose you can vacuum it out, but who wants to vacuum their bed?

7. Sarah

   ok, but what is on her toenail?

8. OMSH

   Bwahahaha! You guys are cracking me up, but Sarah - you actually made me go and look again.

   I’m thinking … ew… Fungus! But it looks like some kind of weird drawing or decoration instead.

   Darn!
   hahaha

   Kerflop - We all know you’re a randy nympho, no need to try to hide it.

   Sexual lubricants, indeed.

   Um. Yea…how DOES one clean up this mattress? Good point.

   Again…not feeling the love.

9. Jill - GlossyVeneer

   Kerflop’s cleaning questions were my first thoughts too!

   I’m not feeling the love either.

10. mommyknows

    I am kind of liking it. I sleep on my own arms and after 40 years it’s starting to cause problems. This might help.

    And I like to hang my feet off the end of the bed … problem solved.

    MK

11. Janna

    Just read further and saw that it’s designed to be covered with a sheet, ’cause otherwise that would be one disgusting sleeping area. I mean, eewwwww.
    I kinda like the idea now that I know you can put sheets on it, though. I gotta agree with Gingembre, snuggling to sleep is the best!

12. Sue

    Hmmmm… That is just - strange. And, I love my hubby passionately and all that, but when I sleep? I just want to SLEEP. I don’t want him within ten inches of me. And the feeling is mutual.

13. Kristy

    Prevents “limp wrist”. Well, thank goodness for that!

    Hee-stinkin-larious.

    The bed sections crack me up. And I like how they’re using the divisions between the sections for leverage. Love it! In an “eww” sort of way.

14. Vanessa

    The concept of being able to snuggle without intense amounts of pressure on someones arm is appealing…the execution, however, leaves much to be desired. I’m getting that ewwww feeling too..and I know it says it can be covered with a sheet but that will take away a lot of the flexibility.

    I’m all for cuddling though. Excuse me while I go inform my fiance that I want to be cuddled. ;)

15. OMSH

    Vanessa - You know, that’s why I didn’t even consider a sheet. How could all those grooves work with a sheet, kwim?

    Kristy - BWAHAHAHAHA! okay, THAT is funny. BWAHAHAHA! Leverage. BWAHAHA! Oh, my side hurts.

    Sue - We used to be that way. Now we touch butts or meet at the feet somewhere from the knee down. I don’t snuggle to sleep. Nope.

    mommyknows - If you sample the bed, let us ALL KNOW. heh heh

    It is like sleeping in a soft escalator or something.

16. Liz C.

    Oh, dang.

    I was sort of feeling the love, until you mentioned escalators.

    I have an entirely irrational fear of getting my toes caught in the escalator. Turn one into a mattress, and now I have to worry about getting my cleavage caught?!

    If those foam dealies open up a LOT, I could actually sleep on my stomach during the Nursing Year, though. If they aren’t going to open up a LOT, it would be like a nasty foam mammogram machine, and I don’t think that would be cool.