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My mother-in-law sent this to Jeff and Kenny, but I've already played it 3 times with a high sherry count and I can't stop laughing. Oh my, people...don't drink and hunt; that's all I gotta say.
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02-17-2007 · 13 Comments
… and they cook.
But nothing edible - oh no, he was cooking up a BONE. Not JUST a bone, but a bone covered in dog diarrhea. I know, you’re thinking? WHAT IN THE WORLD?! Don’t worry, so was I.
I would have thrown the bone away … seriously, I would have. I don’t care if they cost $8.00 at PetSmart. But no, Mr. OMSH decided he needed to sterilize it to give back to the dog. Mind you, he doesn’t cook for me and the kids, but he WILL spend 15 minutes boiling a dog bone and then wash up when done.
Two comments:
1. I don’t know what she’s talking about.
2. I’m glad she didn’t show the pics that emphasize my fat belly.
2. fat belly? we’ve seen pics of you, and you do NOT have a fat belly. are mocking us women??
1. Hahahaha.
At least he does know how to cook AND clean up.
Let me explain. These photos are digitally altered. I do not do dishes nor poopie bones, only windows.
Don’t let him fool you, he doesn’t do windows.
Suddenly I feel the need to back away slowwwwwly. Hehe.
I got my valentine yesterday!!! It was gorgeous! I love it! My daughter asked if I would give it to anyone. I think I’m gonna scrapbook it! I’ve never “won” anything before! It’ll make for a nice memory page!
Oh good! I’m so glad you got it and you love it!
I’ve never won anything either. I gave up a long time ago!HA!
My Man is the same way. If he only spoiled me half as much as he spoiled the dogs….
Friglet - I know, right? My dh never gets up in the middle of the night to take me out to pee … WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
heh heh
What a guy! :) Such doggy dog dedication! LMAO
Um……..EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Um…..EWWWW. I have no other words.
I won’t be eating dinner at your house soon unless it’s take out.
Cindy - don’t worry - I threw out the rag. Yes ma’am, I did.
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