Ohmystinkinheck

If any of you out there are sporting some grey locks and you really, really, really do NOT want to embrace them, I think I have the answer for you. No, seriously…this truly works—I’ve experienced it first hand. Naturally blonde looking hair with highlights even. It is truly amazing.

So, here’s what you do.

1. Respond in the affirmative to a telephone call asking if you’d like a free car to drive for three weeks.
2. Write a review (two reviews, actually) and publish both reviews on your blog.
3. Then, do nothing.
4. Do nothing some more.
5. In fact, do nothing for something like 4 or 5 months.

And THAT my friend is HOW you can go from grey to blonde in less than a year.

You think I’m joking?
Check it out.

What? You don’t see it? Go here, and then go get your eyes checked.

I AM TOTALLY BLONDE.

26 Responses to “How to go from grey to beautifully blonde in less than a year.”

1. Elizabeth

   Wow! That’s hilarious!

2. Angella

   What the HECK?

   (Pun intended.)

   :)

3. ashpags

   LOL. Neat trick! ;)

4. Kate

   Dang girl! You’re like a celebrity and stuff. How cool. AND you’re a hot blonde.

5. Stefani

   That’s hysterical!!! And Dang… they gave you a CAR? How do you get on that list?

   BTW - not only are you blonde, you’re lookin’ a little shiny. Might want to flip down that passenger seat visor and powder those smooth and refined features of yours ;-)

6. Jill - GlossyVeneer

   You’re a sexy blonde! ;-)

7. bethany actually

   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

   hee hee…

   HAAAAAhahahaha…

   *wiping eyes*

   Oh, man! That is too funny.

8. chocolatechic

   Giggle…..

   I love your gray. I love to see women embracing their gray. Obviously, I am not gray yet, but when I do go gray, I will embrace it too.

9. karen

   You could be Max Headroom’s mom!

10. Kristin

    duh…it took me two look-overs to see what you were talking about…need.more.coffee…

11. Starwoodgal

    Funny!

12. Kim

    And I love that lipstick color…please share! Taurus Tangerine? Roadie Rust? tell us!! I’m trying to convince myself that silvery is really blonde (and it is if you cross your eyes and apply pressure from your frontal lobe).

13. FireMom

    Hahahaha. That’s fabulous!

    I wonder if it would work on the gray invading my dark brown hair. mauahaha!

14. JackieW.

    psst…ONLY the left side is totally blonde…the right side is a mystery color !

15. Atomic Bombshell

    Oh wow. That’s a shame. I love your grey!

16. mamalang

    But they managed to put your OMSH figure in the background! I love your gray, but you are a pretty good looking blond cartoon figure!

17. Mrs. Wilson

    That is TOO cool!!!

18. OMSH

    I would like to point out that when I first saw my chin I said, “Um, that’s NOT my chin. And then, I looked in the mirror and had to retract that statement while Mr. OMSH stood faithfully by me and said, “Well, you have a thinner neck.”

    He is the best.

19. Shannon

    you look very posh with those golden locks! Hubba hubba!

20. Claire in CA

    I think they mistook Meredith for you, since she is clearly blonde. :-)

21. Lou

    that is a hoot!

22. Mr. OMSH

    I think they call that ‘artistic license.’ And your neck is a lot thinner. And your hair is a little grayer, just a little.

23. Jenk

    Not only blonde but also slightly orange. You are such a rockstar. Woot!

24. nancypants

    Umm… I will blog our whole entire vacation if they give us a car to drive from Alberta to Arkansas and back in a couple of weeks! Sheesh. I want that deal! LOL (Though I’d like it even better if they paid for the gasoline… heck I’d wear a Ford Taurus X shirt for the entire 16 days without washing it once for the gasoline to be added in.

    What? You don’t think that would help their image? Pshaw! ;^P

    You are cute as a blonde! LOL

25. Suebob

    Dang, you look GOOD as a cartoon!

26. moosh in indy.

    I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.
    I LOVE YOUR SILVER HAIR.
    But you as a blond is funny, kinda Cindi Lauperish.