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Do the Asians KNOW their faces are on sale?
05-5-2008 · 8 Comments
This just dropped into my Inbox–straight from Comstock Image’s weekly mailer.
I’m a tad confused. If I buy one, how do I get it? Does the Asian come with the face?
They sure are smiling! Do you think they KNOW there are such great savings on their faces?
What happens after May 11th? Do Caucasian faces go on sale then? What about African American? Native American? Will we have a multi-cultural face sale too?
Do I get to pick my face or does someone else pick it for me?
How long do I get to keep it? I like the lady on the box - she has great skin tone…I’m all pale and pasty.
So many questions, I better hit Comstock’s FAQs.
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Do you get to pick your own nose, too? :)
more importantly… how can WE profit from asian faces!!?? At that regular price of $599, asians won’t be safe to show their faces on the street!
That’s great! Ha haha.
I just love examples of poor word choices like this.
I’ve read this 3 times and I’m still sitting here giggling. Thank you!
I put in my website but you can’t get there cause yet again this server is having issues.
Anyways! I think after may 11th those face might melt in the Texas heat! I think I want the Asian skin tone with a set of full lips, and a bit skinner nose please!
By the way I am showing skin later today on my blog!
Can I place a Special Order of Mulatto. And can you make that a ‘grande-skinny-whip-lite’ to-go, please?
bahahaha.
Um. Weird.