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    Diarrhea Not Yo Friend

    01-29-2007 · 18 Comments

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    I simply could not help this. I resurrected this .wav file from my previous blog in honor of my friend who is tackling fluids on both ends of her kiddos.

    For mothers of children everywhere…if you’ve ever been sprayed, smeared, squirted or smushed…this is for you.

    Composed and sung by yours truly.

    Ah, the memories.

    18 Responses to “Diarrhea Not Yo Friend”

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    2. Mom2Six

      It’s good to find you again! And good to hear your singing–I missed hearing it on the old blog because I didn’t have a sound card yet.

      You have a beautiful voice, even if the topic is—almost unmentionable?

    3. OMSH

      Mom2Six - Whoohooo - glad you got a sound card for this most auspicious occasion. heh heh

    4. Jill

      Bwahaahahahha! Great!

    5. Karen Rani

      Here via Kerflop! Your voice is beautiful and I love your accent! I participated in the bathroom cabinet Flickr thing too! :)
      I’ll be back - your blog is fun.

    6. Jill - GlossyVeneer

      That’s such a BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL song. It’s inspiring! Thanks for sharing. :-)

    7. DebbieDoesLife

      I am a good friend of SJ’s and had to come by when I saw you were a neighboring Texan. You have an awesome voice and probably would sound even better if you weren’t singing about sh….diarrhea.

    8. OMSH

      Yes DebbieDoesLife, I also normally don’t have THAT much twang. Okay, well maybe a bit, but I sound like someone that makes children’s songs on that there recording. :)

      Nice to have you stop in - you come back now ya here?!

    9. jessica

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      And, you have a great voice!

    10. coolbeans

      You have to do more like that! A weekly “OMSH” diddly!

    11. karen

      I am SO saving this. I will need it.

    12. OMSH

      Hmmm … perhaps I will. PERHAPS I WILL!

    13. OMSH

      Oh, and Karen - blackmail is not my “bag”. Y ‘know, just in case you were wondering.

    14. karen

      No no! Not for blackmail - I’m saving it for good, not for evil! It will bring a rare smile to the face of a parent who’s suddenly thrust up to the elbows in poop-n-goop sometime…

    15. karen

      P.S. When I’m next that parent, please remind me to listen to “OMSHpoop” in my C:\noise!

    16. OMSH

      Okay, I’ll try and remember that you stored me in NOISE! I will TRY not to take that personally.

      I will TRY.
      *snicker*

    17. OMSH

      Karen, I tried to post to your blog - it won’t let me. :(

    18. Joely

      Great voice! LOVE the accent!



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